Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai is dead. He died as a result of heavy injuries sustained in plane crash that happened in yola yesterday.
He personally piloted the plane that crashed according to reports.

Who wan die

A guy who wanted to get rid
of his nagging and over
demanding girlfriend tried all
attempts which didn't work
out. One day, an idea flashed
into his head. He logged into Facebook, browsed into
people's profile and suceeded
in downloading four beautiful
girls pictures. He printed it out
and wrote with red ink R.I.P
on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and
kept it on top of his television.
On Saturday Morning, his
girlfriend was
cleaning the house and saw the
pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him at the
bedroom... Girlfriend: Darling!
Guy: Sweetie what is it?.
Girlfriend: I saw these pictures
on the magazine at the top of
the television. Who are these
girls?. Guy: Oh that, forget about
them, it's not important
Girlfriend: It's important to
me, i need to know please.
Guy: Ok, This one is sarah, I
met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get
married, but two months
before the wedding. she got
involved in a car accident and
died. This one is bola, we met
at a restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was
heading to Mombasa and her
car caught fire, she got burnt
beyond recognition.
This one is Roselyn, she was
my neighbour’s daughter who came back from London
on a visit. We met and spent
a night together, she got
involved in a plane crash while
returning back to London. Her
corpse was never found. This one, oh Angela, her name
is Angela, I loved her so much.
We went to visit my pastor,
on our way back a
truck ran over her, she died
instantly and I and the driver survived. it was after her that
I met you.
Girl: Meet who!!!! no no Hell
no!!! I'm not interested in this
relationship. She quickly
picked up her bag and took to her heels......

Just look at the pics

Breaking News!

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ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ
ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ
ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ . ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ
ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ
ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ
ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ
ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ . ﺭ ﺭﻓﺖ
ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ
ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ
ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻧﺪﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ
ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺘﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ
I pray this Man Survives
This.... God Help Him... Amen
If I hear anything else, I'll let
you know. Ǥ☺Õ̾D̶̲̥̅̊

JOKE JOKE JOKE

A baby boy was born in
hospital laughing instead of
crying, the more the midwives
beat him, the more he laughed
so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in
his hands,
so he pulled the tiny
hands apart and discovered he
was holding 3 abortion pills....
The baby looks at his mother and & says
"NO WEAPON FORMED
AGAINST
ME SHALL PROSPER"
LIKE & Say AMEN if no
weapon fashioned against you shall prosper!!!

Headies 2012: Full List of Winners

What do you think......